{"id":74,"date":"2016-03-05T21:00:55","date_gmt":"2016-03-05T21:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/?p=74"},"modified":"2021-12-30T16:24:36","modified_gmt":"2021-12-30T16:24:36","slug":"flu-you-swine-a-close-one-for-auntie-pat-pat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/2016\/03\/05\/flu-you-swine-a-close-one-for-auntie-pat-pat\/","title":{"rendered":"Flu! You swine! A close one for auntie."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1962\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1962\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1962 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/h1n1-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/h1n1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/h1n1-696x464.jpg 696w, https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/h1n1-630x420.jpg 630w, https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/h1n1-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/h1n1-570x380.jpg 570w, https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/h1n1-701x467.jpg 701w, https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/h1n1.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1962\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The virus that could have been the end of favourite auntie from Bexhill.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Reports&nbsp;have come in that an auntie has been in a bad way for the last two weeks, so bad that she did not leave&nbsp;her flat for 9 whole&nbsp;days.<br \/>\nFood and medical supplies had&nbsp;to be dropped off at&nbsp;her front door as&nbsp;the flu was so&nbsp;deadly, she couldn&#8217;t even open the door to her friends and&nbsp;loved ones, through fear of infecting them with the virus.<\/p>\n<p>When interviewed via telephone&nbsp;on the afternoon of 3rd March&nbsp;she said that &#8220;this is the worst she has ever felt in her life&#8221;. And we have heard the stories of the mornings after going out on the piss in France and&nbsp;picking fights with&nbsp;stationary objects and the like, really putting into context how bad this bout of flu must have been for her.<br \/>\nAfter the interview,&nbsp;it was clear&nbsp;that she was on the mend and&nbsp;we are&nbsp;confident that&nbsp;auntie would be well enough&nbsp;attend&nbsp;the special mothers day&nbsp;dinner at the Robin Hood pub in Icklesham this weekend. Hopefully, in time,&nbsp;making a full recovery and being better than she has ever been.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reports&nbsp;have come in that an auntie has been in a bad way for the last two weeks, so bad that she did not leave&nbsp;her flat for 9 whole&nbsp;days. Food and medical supplies had&nbsp;to be dropped off at&nbsp;her front door as&nbsp;the flu was so&nbsp;deadly, she couldn&#8217;t even open the door to her friends and&nbsp;loved ones, through [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1962,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[34,33,30,31,32],"class_list":{"0":"post-74","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-gallery","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-general-news","8":"tag-auntie","9":"tag-bexhill","10":"tag-bug","11":"tag-flue","12":"tag-swine","13":"post_format-post-format-gallery"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3791,"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions\/3791"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bashingtonpost.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}